Sep 27, 2010

who's on first?

i used to know a lot of things.

things like which of the umpteen piles of clothes in the basement was clean and which was dirty. i used to know when my kids assignments were due, when we had to send things in for the bake sales, what forms i needed to sign and checks i needed to write for field trips. the pile of dishes in the sink? the dust bunnies on the stairs? the semi-folded laundry covering the dining room table? i had it all under control. i knew exactly when i might or might not get around to it. i used to know when we were out of milk and coffee, when we needed to get more wine and when it was probably time to pick up all the poop in the backyard.

ok. i still know when we need to get more wine. that's a knowledge you never really lose.

but all the other stuff has gone to shit. especially the shit in the backyard.

ever since my husband casually said hey, why don't you put that degree of yours back to work and i went down to the basement to research myself to put together a kick ass resume, everything's been all cattywompus around here.

cause i got the job.

which is good; but it took my husband and i about four months to figure out who was gonna do what around the house. we've been married 17 years and had really settled into the roles we carved out for ourselves and our family. it worked for us. he went to an office and brought home the bacon and i stayed home monitoring the growing laundry piles, working on the dust bunny relocation program, making sure we were stocked with wine at all times and signing the kids' school forms. i was on top of it.

now, i go to work and he works from home. and mostly i think that because he's home, he should just take over all the stuff i used to do; but he insists that even though he's been in his boxers all day & it might look like he's just been hanging around, he's actually working.

and so this is why the breakfast dishes are still in the sink when i come home.

and this dishes still in the sink thing resulted in a bit of a rough patch where neither of us really did anything cause we didn't know who was gonna do it; nor could we really figure out when we'd actually be able to squeeze it in what with all the putting on races, ballet class and rehearsal transporting, picking kids up from school, bourbon slushie making and hosting folks who were putting on races that we had going on. so naturally, neither of us did a damn thing and everything was supremely messy.

our girls would come home from school crying over the missing homework stamp they got cause their deadbeat mom who went back to work was no longer on top of it all and kept forgetting to sign everything. kids would yell from the shower cause there was no conditioner. i'd be stuck in the basement bathroom with no toilet paper. we'd wake up in the morning and be out of butter or milk or clean towels or god forbid - coffee. no one had any clean clothes and those damn dust bunnies kept multiplying.

it was hard for me to let go of so much of what i had been doing for the last twelve years and delegate it to someone else cause i didn't really like the way the someone else folded the towels or the jeans. so i kept trying to do it all, but then my head almost popped off.

so, four months later, we've sorta sussed it all out and have settled into something resembling a routine. he makes the coffee & puts the thermos in my bike basket for my commute to work. i shop for food and pack the lunches. he sorta does the laundry. i still don't know when the kids' assignments are due cause that's not my job anymore. the dishes eventually get done, the 14 year old cleans the dust bunnies off the stairs, the laundry is in its' rightful place on the dining room table, the backyard is still covered in shit and i still make sure the wine never runs out.

it all seems to be working. which is good. plus, i remembered i had this blog and snuck in some time to write again.


Judi said...

man, ive been missing your blog posts. xo!!! glad you guys are working it all out. i love that he makes your coffee thermos for you. such a sweetheart.

Sherri said...

Just take care of the important things and everything else will fall into place or it won't. Kiss your babies, love on your hubby and keep the wine stocked. No one died from wearing the same jeans 3 days in a row. The grass will grow like crazy next spring. You kiddos will learn to be a little more independent.

Missed reading your words.
Hang in there darlin'

ItchyBits said...

your house sounds like my house - ack! I went back to work on Oct 4 myself after many years of not working...from home but on the road every week. Oy vey - getting good at delegating hubby just took kid 2 to ortho after he just worked 24 hrs straight....I gotta get a run in! I think my coach thinks i've abandoned him. I might have.

house on hill road said...

ah, it was so good to see you today!

Groover said...

Don't know how you're doing it, keeping all those balls in the air ... great to hear ("read"?) from you. Cool that you still manage to get a race in ... got your priorities worked out. As long as there's enough coffee and wine in the house there is no reason to panic. Not over dust bunnies or dishes anyway ... ;-)

Stuart said...

Hey welcome back...I know the feeling of juggling oh too well!

Glad to see you keeping the plates spinning!

Unknown said...

oh Groover ... there hasn't been any racing since I threw in the towel this summer! Got really sick of racing in near 3 digit temps & I just stopped. Not even racing CX this year ... we were pretty busy putting a race on for our team though -- it was a shit ton of work, but fun to be on the other side though.

Itchy - yeah ... going back to work has been a real upheaval at home. I adore the job though & things at home are calming down. slightly.

Ray said...


We need more posts and new year's laughs. Good to see you Sunday!!